There was a moment—a strange, shimmering moment—when the tectonic plates of pop culture shifted just enough to allow something truly batsh*t to crawl out of the abyss and into our living rooms. That moment was the Golden Girls’ lost hip hop album.
A full-length video for “Golden Girls Sing the Blues.” Not a parody. Not a joke. A tribute. A fever dream baked in the Miami sun and fried in the oil of nostalgia so thick you could squeegee it off Bea Arthur’s shoulder pads.
Deep in the heart of a Miami Dive bar in the 80’s sits a cozy little spot the locals know well. Four members of pop culture royalty visit often and that’s what led to beautiful creation of the Golden Girls blues tribute album.
Look, we all have our ways of coping with boredom. Some people bake sourdough. Some people take up indoor pickleball. I, however, chose to mentally recast Magnum, P.I. using the most unhinged crossover logic the TV gods would allow.