If you thought action figures couldn’t frown, think again. Because coming straight out of the evidence locker, fresh from a highly caffeinated interrogation, and ready to yell at a plastic suspect for 30 minutes straight… it’s Detective Carlton Jebediah Lassiter, the human embodiment of a scowl and the reason we all learned to fear coffee mugs.
If you thought we peaked with the Shawn Spencer debacle (and we definitely did, evidence here), then buckle up and grip your Sno-Caps tight, because it’s time to enter the scented candle-smooth world of Burton “Gus” Guster—aka Magic Head, Ovaltine Jenkins, Ghee Buttersnaps, and the guy most likely to yell “Shawn! No!” while already being knee-deep in whatever bad idea Shawn just had.
Picture this: you’re lounging in your childhood bedroom (which now doubles as your home office/gaming den/crying space), thinking to yourself, “You know what the world needs? A Shawn Spencer action figure.” And not just any…