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Robot Invasion of Grocery Stores

The robot apocalypse has taken a surprisingly practical turn. We were promised The Terminator. We got a floor scrubber circling a yogurt spill. Somewhere between Hollywood and the Kroger loading dock, Skynet discovered that conquering… 

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Top 5 Ways AI Will Destroy Us

When someone leaves a tech company, the announcement usually involves spending time with family or being excited about their next chapter. Former Anthropic researcher Jacob Coxon has taken a less soothing approach: resigning and warning… 

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AFC East Preview Predicted by AI

Here comes the last NFL Division preview for the year. The AFC East. We will see how all these predictions come out at the end of the year. But, for now I have tasked 3… 

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NFC East Preview Picked By AI

Football’s most toxic family dinner is back. From Philadelphia dodging cap collectors to Dallas putting up video game numbers and Jayden Daniels dodging free rushers, here is our unhinged deep dive into the NFC East.

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AI Picks AFC South Preview

Welcome to the AFC South Preview, as created by AI Agents. I asked Google Gemini, ChatGPT, and Claude to take a look deep into their data centers to predict how the Cleveland Browns of NFL… 

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NFC South Preview Pick By AI

We’re headed down to the Dirty South today with our friends Google Gemini, ChatGPT, Claude, and Perplexity. I’ve invited Perplexity because he said he had gas money and the Hooptie don’t run cheap with gas… 

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AFC North AI Preview

We’re hitting the halfway mark of AI Agents previewing the upcoming NFL season. Only time will tell who is correct. Check out the NFC West Preview, AFC West Preview, and the NFC North Preview to… 

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The Skynet Tribune Has a New Home: The Drone Report

The Skynet Tribune now lives at thedrone.report, a standalone AI news site powered by Cloudflare. The publication is still called The Skynet Tribune, complete with its healthy suspicion of our machine-assisted future. The Drone Report…