Pizza Hut’s Dragontail AI: A $100 Million Mistake
When you’re rushing to implement AI to stay competitive, maybe—just maybe—you should ask the people actually running the business if it makes sense for their operation.
When you’re rushing to implement AI to stay competitive, maybe—just maybe—you should ask the people actually running the business if it makes sense for their operation.
And if you’ve made it this far, here’s Nic Cage eating a bowl of warm Velveeta.
JAB’s combined portfolio generates an estimated $40+ billion in annual revenues, making it one of the most influential, yet least recognized, forces in global consumer goods.
PepsiCo’s portfolio tells a story not just of a beverage giant, but of a company that has spent sixty years systematically buying, partnering, and investing its way into virtually every corner of the snack and drink industry
Brands like Wendy’s (~320 closures) and Pizza Hut (~250) aren’t collapsing, they’re pruning. Underperforming locations are being cut so the rest of the business can run leaner and more efficiently. Fast food, in particular, looks less like it’s shrinking and more like it’s optimizing in real time.
et’s be honest. Most Happy Meals were just Trojan Horses for nuggets.
But these? These are glorious fever dreams from an alternate 1980s where Ronald McDonald had a Criterion Collection subscription and possibly a cocaine problem. Behold, the four Happy Meals that should’ve existed—and possibly did, in a parallel universe behind your dad’s Betamax shelf.
Let’s break down the real origins of the classic Italian-American dish that fuels Sunday dinners and awkward family reunions alike: Spaghetti and Meatballs.
An advertisement for Mug Root Beer’s Meatloaf Mirage, featuring a group of friends at the beach enjoying the beverage. A playful meatloaf mascot, Muggy Loaf, stands next to them, promoting the unconventional drink with a can of Meatloaf Mirage on display.
Mas Tacos Por Favor is not just a taco joint in Nashville, Tennessee—oh no. It’s a portal to an alternate dimension where salsa flows like waterfalls, tacos are currency, and the air smells faintly of…